Glazing the fans of Manchester United: how really rich people behave
It was reported on the BBC World Service radio today that a document has been leaked which details the plans for Manchester United’s new milker Malcom Glazer.
Over the next five years, get a load of this:
- Man U fans will see a steady rise of 54% in ticket prices
- Merchandise across the board will be more expensive
- There will be a fixed cap on transfer money, so like if the greatest prodigy ever were to emerge, then Man U would say no because the milker was not being fed regularly.
Man, you would think the freedoms from dictatorship were something to be cherished. But we have a world class sell out and it ain’t in the seats, it’s in the wallets when your ass sits on them.
How is that for red and black?