Boris goes bowling
This hilarious video shows Boris bowling over German Maurizio Gaudino:
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I’ll tell you what, after the impressive display over the weekend against Everton, Aston Villa have a start in the making with Gabriel Agbonlahor.Labels: Aston Villa, Up and coming players
Harsh or not, Chelsea were never really in it and were never going after more than a draw anyway. Manchester United beat them solidly and the red card did nothing more than distract from the inevitable result anyway: Chelsea fought but in the end were ordinary.Labels: Chelsea, Manchester United
Well, next stop is Rumor Central. Did anyone else notice who was sitting with Roman Abramovich at the game versus Manchester United yesterday? None other than Dutch national coach and former Ajax and AC Milan star Marco van Basten.Labels: Chelsea
How many times have you seen it when a coach decides “right, I’ve got a big squad now, I am going to keep everyone rested” only to see the performances of the team turn stale and the results suffer? Liverpool showed just that against Birmingham City today in a boring game. Last week Benitez rotated players and also drew 0-0 against Portsmouth.Labels: Birmingham, Liverpool
Tottenham fans will just have to sign and Jol over. Even if the post at White Hart Lane were open, Jose Mourinho has agreed not to return to the Premiership until next season as part of his multi-million pound settlement with Chelsea.Labels: Chelsea
It has been revealed that Avram Grant began his preperations to become Chelsea manager over a week ago. It has emerged that Grant contacted the Isreali FA and demanded a coaching license. He was quoted as saying "I need a Pro License and I need it in a hurry".Labels: Chelsea
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You think rumors that Jose Mourinho might have lost the dressing room might be true? Well, look at the quotes below and judge for yourself. Mourinho sits by the phone waiting for a call from Tottenham, Barcelona, Inter Milan and Real Madrid. Coaches all over Europe are wondering if Mourinho’s claim of “I am waiting for the phone calls. I want to enjoy my life but I want to work” will mean they don’t work.Labels: Chelsea
Jose Mourinho has quit Chelsea in a shock move. Will he become the new Tottenham Hotspur manager and stay in the Premiership?Spurs seem bent on pushing Martin Jol out of the door, but lets not forget that there will be a host of clubs all over Europe throwing cash at The Special One. We can start with Barcelona where he used to be an assistant. There have been rumors at the Catalan side that Frank Rijkaard is on his way out.
This could get interesting. I for one hope he stays in England.
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has shocked us all by quitting as manager of Chelsea, the team which he’d let to 2 Premiership titles and seemed to all but own in his time there. The press releases claim mutual consent but that’s just a lie.Labels: Chelsea
It couldn’t have ended any other way, could it? Boy Wonder Cristiano Ronaldo returned home to demonstrate what he’s learned since leaving and it’s safe to say, a lot. He drove in the winner as Manchester United won away at Sporting Lisbon in last night’s Champions League action.Labels: Manchester United, Sporting Lisbon
17 year old midfielder sensation Kaby has been on trial at Cheslea as the club appear ready to head off interest from a number of clubs to sign one of the brightest talents in world football. Boavista’s Kaby is widely viewed as the finest prospect in Portugal at the moment.Kaby was born in Guinea Bissau in West Africa, but has a Portuguese passport because of his adopted father, who happens to be Mamadu Bobo Djalo, a member of the coaching staff at Boavista. The Portuguese FA are keen for him to stay in the country so that he becomes eligible to play in the national team, theoretically, he can leave for England and eventually play for the England team instead since he's never been capped for Portugal.
The deal is whispered to be incentive laden and could reach in excess of 5m pounds.
Peter Crouch may be moving on during the transfer window. Juventus, Manchester City and Portsmouth are both vying for the player’s services.Portsmouth have expressed interest, as Harry Redknapp, who has already sold Peter Crouch twice, will make a third attempt to re-sign the striker as he continues to build a strong side at Portsmouth.
Sven Goran-Eriksson is also interested as the rumors persist that he will be handed a massive transfer kitty during the January window and it appears Crouch is tall on his list.
But Liverpool appear disinterested in selling the striker to another Premiership club and it’s been rumored that Juventus are interested in the striker to coming to Italy. Apparently Crouch is interested in the chance to play abroad.
Crouch has slipped to fourth choice at Liverpool and he is out of contract at the end of next season which means that Liverpool will look to sell sooner rather than later should they choose to let Crouch go.
Labels: Juventus, Liverpool, Manchester City, Portsmouth
After the draw with Fulham and the weekend’s loss to Arsenal, Martin Jol’s reign at Tottenham has become more tenuous and the speculation about a chance in management fever pitched. Now Sevilla coach Juande Ramos has dropped a major hint about taking over at Tottenham by saying he’d like to manage in the Premier League, and he's coming to town.Labels: Tottenham
At one point, 60+ minutes into the game, Tottenham were a goal up and soaking up a lot of Arsenal pressure on their way to a win that would begin the correction to their season. Less than 30 minutes later Arsenal netted a hat-trick of goals which sent the White Hart Lane stands streaking for the exists.
After endless speculation over the summer of a potential move abroad to Real Madrid after this season, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has signed a new contract that will see him stay with the club for another 3 seasons.Labels: Arsenal
I’ve been very impressed with this season’s Liverpool squad, so much so that I’d have to say I think they are going to beat out Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea for this seasons Premiership crown.Labels: Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United
I’ve seen many one sided matches end in 0-0 or 1-1 draws, but rarely if ever this one sided ending in 3-3. Tottenham snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and gifted Fulham a point in a match that they had no business being in.