Saturday, June 25, 2005

Exclusive: Liverpool buys entire Spanish League

In a stunning move, Liverpool, led by new Spanish coach Rafael Benitez and his Spanish invading force has purchased the entire Spanish league ‘La Liga’.

“We were linked with every player in Spain, so we decided, hey, why not just buy the whole league” – Juan Juego, Liverpool insider

This brings to an end the endless speculation in the British media of the impending Spanish player invasion to Liverpool.

“I’m glad it’s finally over, the media’s constant speculation about so many players was driving us crazy,” added very connected Liverpool insider Buenos Dias, “what they didn’t see was the bigger picture: we were negotiating on buying the whole lot!”

This also puts to an end criticism of the media’s honesty.

It was incredible how a single club could be linked to so many players from a different league, literally hundreds of Spanish players!

This actually makes sense, because if it’s not true that Liverpool have purchased ‘La Liga’ then that means the media is making the connection between Liverpool and Spain up.

Why would the media do something like that up? Nationalist tendencies? Sell papers?

And obviously the media doesn’t lie or help whip up speculation for selfish interests.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

LoL !

6/25/2005 7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think transfer speculations on tabloids have gone absolutely out of hand, but what can we do when there is no control whatsoever in terms of what they can write.And the real trouble is that people buy them and read them so Who's to blame?

6/25/2005 8:16 AM  
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6/25/2005 11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rafael Benitez is obviously interested in bringing spanish players to Liverpool. And i think that these foreign invasions into the european leauges has gone out of hand. We need rules that controls the number of foreign players in a team. The worst example have to be in Arsenal were a frenchman, Wenger has totally forgot about the english tradition and the english players. If Liverpool dont be careful Benitez will to the same with their team!

6/26/2005 1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liverpool club de Futbol have more Spaniards in their team than Arsenal have Frenchman and Benitez has only been there a year! Imagine what it'll be like in a couple of years.

6/26/2005 10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liverpool r Sh1te

7/17/2005 6:03 PM  

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